Garrett's Hideout

Books and board games, reviewed straight, no consensus padding.

Gloomhaven: Buttons & Bugs

Gloomhaven: Buttons and Bugs box art, a tiny fairy creature seated on an ornate throne surrounded by insects

A wannabe hero walks into the Crooked Bone and gets shrunk to button size, and somehow that's the most charming part of the whole box.

Rating: 3 / 5

7 Wonders

7 Wonders box art, an ancient wonder under construction against a sunset sky

What can be said about this one that hasn't already been said, and yet I'm still not entirely sure it's earned the reputation it has.

Rating: 3 / 5

Gauge Doesn't Care What I'm Reading

I named my cat after the instruments I stare at all night, and she has developed a very specific opinion about which books are acceptable to hold open on my chest.

Sky Team

Sky Team box art, an airliner banking through clouds above two pilots wearing headsets

You aren't allowed to talk to your co-pilot about what you're about to do, and that one restriction is where the entire game lives.

Rating: 5 / 5

Blood Meridian

Blood Meridian book cover, black background with a desert horizon at dusk beneath the title

Like watching a car crash, you can't look away, and by the end you're not entirely sure you were supposed to be able to.

Rating: 5 / 5

Ankh: Gods of Egypt

Ankh: Gods of Egypt box art, a gold Anubis statue framing a pyramid entrance under a dark sky

No dice, no draft, close to pure area control, and it took me longer than I expected to see all the paths to actually winning.

Rating: 4 / 5

The Logbook I Keep for Books and Games

It's the same style of bound logbook the plant uses for shift records, and I didn't realize how deliberate that choice was until someone pointed it out.

The Social Conquest of Earth

The Social Conquest of Earth book cover, a Gauguin painting of Tahitian villagers beneath the title

Why are human societies so much like ant colonies, and why did we get so cooperative when being selfish pays off better for the individual, big questions, mixed answers.

Rating: 3 / 5

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games book cover, a golden mockingjay pin against a black background

A society that murders its own children for sport as the premise, and the book earns the discomfort instead of just trading on it.

Rating: 4 / 5

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